So my hair is all messed up, my clothes are dirty, I have mud all over the pant leg of my jeans, and my head is killing me. I cant even remember what I did last night, I just have to assume that it must’ve been bad.
Maybe if I write down everything that I can remember of what happened to me last night I will be able to piece together what I did. I clearly remember the first drink, I was all dressed up to me and Mark were going to go out to Maxis. I remember running into someone at Maxis who had the most amazing set of laser gloves. Actually I was lying about that, I don’t remember the guy, just the gloves. I do have his card in my pocket, though. Apparently, the site where you can find laser gloves is Trinary Products.
After that I can remember dancing with some girl, she had these dark brown dreadlocks. I can remember sitting on a bench ordering a drink. How much did I spend last night? This is pointless, just have to go ask Mark.